Terms and Conditions
RETURNS & EXCHANGES
We want you to love what you ordered. If something’s not quite right, you can return any new, unworn item in its original condition within 30 days of receiving it. If an item comes back worn or damaged, we won’t be able to process the return and will send it right back to the original shipping address.
Shipping fees are non-refundable unless the return is due to a mistake on our end or a manufacturing defect.
If the item you ordered is out of stock or was purchased on sale, we may offer an exchange instead of a refund.
Note: All purchases made during our Black Friday sale are final. No returns or exchanges on those items.
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WARRANTY
We stand by our goods. If something goes wrong due to a manufacturing defect within 30 days of purchase, reach out to us at hello@malarkey.cool with your name, order number, and a photo of the issue. We’ll make it right.
Note: This only applies to orders placed directly through malarkey.cool. If you bought from a retailer, please contact them directly.
LOST OR MISSING PACKAGES
We offer optional shipping protection through Corso Green Shipping Protection at checkout. If your order shows as “Delivered” but didn’t show up, and you selected this protection, [click here to file a claim through Corso].
If you didn’t opt in to Corso, we recommend filing a missing package claim directly with the carrier. Unfortunately, we can’t cover lost packages unless Corso protection was selected at checkout.
ORDER PROCESSING
Once your order is placed, you’ll receive a confirmation email. Need to make a change? Just reply to that email as soon as possible.
Orders usually ship out within 1–3 business days. We’ll send tracking info once it’s out the door.
PAYMENT
We accept:
Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Discover, and PayPal.
Sales tax is applied to all orders shipped within New Mexico.
PRIVACY
Your privacy matters. We only collect the info we need to process your order. We never sell or share your details with third parties.
When you order from malarkey.cool, we’ll collect your name, email, billing/shipping addresses, and payment info. We may also collect info like your IP address to help us improve the experience.
If you opt in, we might send you updates about new goods, restocks, and other cool stuff. You can unsubscribe anytime.
TERMS & CONDITIONS
Prices, product details, and availability are subject to change at any time without notice.
Colors may vary slightly depending on your screen.
All text, imagery, and designs are the property of Malarkey LLC. Don’t reproduce or reuse without permission.
Orders are governed by U.S. law and processed in New Mexico.
Malarkey reserves the right to refuse service to anyone, for any reason.
SALE ITEMS
All discounted and sale items are final sale—no returns or exchanges.